Thursday, June 16, 2011

HTC Gingerbread farce but Samsung Owners are OK.

HTC Gingerbread farce is undermining Android | News | TechRadar UK

What can I say, if this is how HTC treat their customers maybe its time that the resat of you did what I did three years ago and stop buying their products.

I have had three HTC products over the years and been more impressed every time I upgraded, however I fell into the headlights of the Apple roller-coaster and tried the Jesus phone (and loved it) if |Apple had not got their knickers in a twist about charging through the ITunes product I may still be with them.

Now I am the proud owner of a Samsung Galaxy S, bloody thing eats power like you can not believe, 12 hours on a full charge. You do not want to be too far from a power supply. Apart from that tis brilliant, best thing since Pippa's arse.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Prince Philip to 'slow down'

BBC News - Prince Philip turns 90 and vows to 'slow down'

Lets be honest who can blame him. Surposedly head, of such a dysfunctional family. Most of us would have quit years ago. After all he was born into the Greek Royal family, why did he need the grief from ours. God knows he has suffered from the infidelity of his sons and daughter who lets face it have great difficulty in remembering who they married.

Every time he says what he thinks the press give him hell but I don't know if he knows it but the nation loves him. You tell it the way it is. If people did not want to know what you think them they should not ask. In his own words, people have the perception that he is "a cantankerous old sod", well if he is so am I.

I bet the Government of Pinky and Perky are happy that he will not be so busy, he just might have told the truth about how the nation feels about some of the silly shit they are coming out with.


Wednesday, June 08, 2011

This is just plain WRONG


Television presenter Carol Vorderman has been singled out for her well-honed figure as she was named winner of the Rear of the Year award. It just wrong whilst Carol has a very nice rear (the front an't bad) she is not even in Pippa Middletons class.
Its like comparing a ageing Rolls Royce to a brand new Ferrari. After all it is a question of quality rather than quantity and almost to a man everyone who looked at the wedding of Kate and William had to agree that Pippa's derair stole the show.

From the look on Prince Philips face he agrees.











So it begs the question, which of our honest upright trustworthy MP's had there hot and sticky in this one?

At least Countdown did not release their not so secret weapon the desirable Rachel Riely who torments me in my dreams nightly.



Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Scottish Power raises gas and electricity prices

Scottish Power is to raise the cost of gas by 19% and the cost of electricity by 10%. I thought the days of the robbers coming down from Scotland were over (once we got rid of Goody Gordon) but I was wrong.

How long before the other power suppliers raise there prices as well, if this continues then the normal working class of the UK are domed. I can see a corporate country being formed soon where you will work for food and board (and like it).

Im beginning to think the UKUNCUT people might just have the right idea. Force the large company's and rich people to pay their fair share of income tax.

Sunday, June 05, 2011

Why do women do it to themselves.

I have just been out to the local supermarket for the weekly shop and have seem a sight which would drive me to drink. One of the ugliest women I have enter seen.

She was fat now I don't mean plump or well rounded I mean bloody fat. wearing a short summer dress that the rolls of fat were hanging out from beneath her arm pits, over the sides of the dress.

I could have handled that but not when almost every part of her enormous body was covered by tattoos. It was so gross I had to go and have a cup of tea to recover.

Saturday, June 04, 2011

Bloody Goverment

I have to own up I thought that Pinky and Perky would have fallen out by now and that this shambolic government farce would be over. But it all points to Perky (Clegg) the man can not see what is being done to him, castration and the political wastelands await him.

What a master stroke on behalf of the Conservatives (Pinkys lot) appear to be friends and get your own way and destroy your enemies for years to come.

Its no use Perky trying to throw his teddy out of the pram now by kicking up rough about the NHS, the British people have been told what to think and they now blame you and the bleeding heart liberals for the damage that has and will be done by Pinky and his heard.

In fact it can be said better in a video that by my words. Have a look here.

Old Age and the years

Did you know that as the years go on I am beginning to feel old. Now I know that I am an old man, my body tells me it every time I want to move (still my brain is still the brain of a 16 year old, with the same thoughts as I had back then).


I'm wondering did I waste my life, what have I ever accomplished. Are these the thoughts that all people of my age have?

Things that I was once intolerant of now leave me just wondering why and things that I used to find amusing now seam to drive me to distraction. Some of the people that I used to like now just bore me and some of the people who used to bore me I now find very interesting and some of the one who used to be interesting could now cheer me up considerably by just putting there head in a gas oven and switching it on.

Do people still commit suicide in that way or is gas no longer poisonous? In fact just how do most of the people who take there own life decide to do it? That can be for another day.

As if I care

Have just seen how long since I have up dated this blog wow, sad old git that I am.  But trust me it will get better well at least thats what I say but who the hell believes me?
Not the wife that's for sure nor my boss.
Bugger them all is what I say, life is too short.