So very true

So very true.

I received this in my email today, well it made me laugh.



Stress Management Technique
 
In case you've had a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.  The funny thing is that it really works.
 
1.    Picture yourself near a stream.
 
2.    Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
 
3.    No one but you knows your secret place.
 
4.    You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
 
5.    The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
 
6.    Bubbles slowly float to the surface creating a gentle gurgling sound.
 
7.    The water is crystal clear.
 
8.    You can easily see the face of the person you are holding underwater.
 
 
See!! You're smiling already.

Paybacks a bitch

Payback’s a bitch’


Now I have been told that I do not update this as much as I used to. This by a know nothing who telephoned me up in a queue I was at the front off, she was at the back, to ask me to get her a sandwich.

In the words of the wise one (can I say that?) watch out the payback its a bitch.

Has anyone ever managed to get two different software companies to talk to each other and get them to tell the same story? I do not think so, I'm beginning to think that the truth would cause them to turn bright pink and die with shame. It must be that because when you catch them out in a bare faced lies they do not even say sorry. Still I have found the perfect way to get them to carry out the work they are contracted for.

I do not pay their bills, until I see the product working.

Nobel Prize for humanity

Nobel Prize for humanity


The wife has been in hospital since last Tuesday and what with work and then visiting and then washing and ironing and thinking about a meal (that's all I did think about it till last night).

Still it looks like she is on the mend, I PRAY, and believe me I do not do a lot of that.

I just think that who ever invented meals that come out of the freezer straight into the microwave should be voted for the Nobel Prize for humanity. But after a few days sweet and sour chicken just loses its appeal.

Do you in the middle of the hours of darkness sometimes let your mind wonder, and think what if?

So many things that I have done in my life and none of them ever prepare you for the trials and tribulations that come along and bite you in the arse.

Last night I woke about 2 in the morning and reach over to hug the wife and she was not there, until my sluggish (and some say thick) mind came around to remember that she was in hospital I panicked. But after that I lay there and thought.

I have the whole quilt, not just a corner of it.

I thought about what I was going to have for breakfast in the morning (eggs, sausages, and mushrooms).

I could fart in bed with no fear of retribution.

Maybe its time to enjoy life until she returns. Now I enjoy it when we are together but it might not be a bad idea for the mind to have its freedom in the middle of the night as this morning I feel a lot better and more settled.