Jeremy Clarkson

Most of us try to light up a room for two reasons: because it might result in some sex, or it might make us richer. Money and rumpy-pumpy are the twin engines powering everything we do.



It’s rare in life to find someone ho has the same outlook on life as yourself. But the more I listen
to and read from the ramblings of Jeremy Clarkson the more I think he must have modeled himself on me. Apart from the looks that is, it’s not his fault that I was at the front of the queue when good looks were passed out and he was at the back. Still someone had to be the module for the rear end of the London buses.



Take the comment above such a true statement (courtesy of the timesonline). I derive a great deal of pleasure in some of his comments. It’s a pity that he gets more money than I do but then again I work for mine he gets his for being such a pig headed tuss.

Control Freakery

Walter Wolfgang, the heckler ejected from last year's
Labour conference, has been elected to the party's ruling National
Executive Committee (NEC).

What a pity too much, too late. Only a mad man would put some one with vastly opposing views on there own controlling committee. It just shows how out of touch the people who control this and many other nations are with the "common" people.

In all truth we are not interested, in the starving people of other nations nor in the internal politics of oppressed states. All the "common” people are truly interested in is preserving and increasing there own style of life and possessions. Sure they might have the occasional pin prick of conscience when the news media present a horrific story but that pales into insignificance compared to the price of maintaining their standard of living.

In truth, I have nothing against people from any other nation, be they black, white or yellow. All I’m interested in is getting their oil, raw materials or labor cheaply. What do most of us worry if some one in Asia is working 80 hours a week for subsistence wages, so long as we can purchase their goods at a rock bottom price from our supermarkets?

Google Ads.

Wow, I added google adds to these pages the other day. At the time the lead bit of my ramblings was about snoring and I was very impressed that the ads were related to the article. However as with all things in life it does not take long for me to become disillusioned. The snoring ads are still there and the items have no relationship to snoring.

I just wish the wife did not know what snoring was. If there was a world championship she would be a world beater.

A penniless pensioner from west London paid for a life-saving heart operation with a fake cheque.

Retired painter and decorator Roy Thayers was facing a nine-month wait on the NHS to get an angioplasty. Instead, the 77-year-old wrote out a cheque for almost £9,000 for a private operation at Hammersmith Hospital - despite only having £10 in the bank.

Good on him, I would do the same, after all if it was a Member of Parliament or an Royal or even another doctor there would no question of waiting. It’s about time the ordinary people of this country stood up the the faceless morons who think they rule it. Well they are wrong. And if it takes an act like this to bring some common sense into there little tiny world then so be it.


Viewers who are offended by jokes on motoring show Top Gear must accept such remarks will remain "an integral part of the programme", the BBC has said.

Well now I am surprised, after all these years the BBC is finally showing some common sense and telling the winging gits who complain about one of the best television programs on the box these days to take a running jump. Might they be afrid that one of the independent channels might take the program format over along with the program presenters? What ever the reason, it’s nice to hear. After all if the program has only received 500 complaints in 6 months that’s nothing. I get that many from the wife in a week!!!!!!