What group of people does this remind you off?

A GROUP OF WILD PIGS.

HABITS!!!!!

HUNT IN PACKS
STEAL FOOD
ONLY THINK OF THEMSELF'S
LAY IN THE SUN, WHEN THEY SHOULD BE WORKING
IN TIMES OF STRESS, RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES
IF CORNERED, SNARL, MAKE A LOUD NOISE, SHUT EYES AND RUN.

Old Age

One of the worst things about getting older is that the mind is one very tricky thing.
Mine still thinks that I'm in my twenty's its just the body that lets it down. Never mind all of the hurtful comments from friends and family its the body failing that gets to you in the end.

I look at young women and think (well the same as all men, who look at young women), they look at me and offer me their seat on the bus. Believe me its not that seat that I'm after.

Women, grow old gracefully and to some of them old age is an improvement. What do men get? Bits that do not improve,

Middle aged spread or just fat? In my case both.

Problem is I enjoy food, why does it let me down so badly. I have a brother and brother in law who eat as much as me indeed one of them eats far more than me but both are as thin as rakes. Its so unfair. Just the thought of a cream cake will put half a pound on my waist line.

After giveing it a great deal of thought, I have decided to go on a long term diet, by long term I mean longer than a couple of days. Also I have been thinking about taking excersise.

With regret at the passing of ??????

It is with great regret that I have to start this blog with very sad news. It has been my pleasure for several years now to know a young man called Stephen. I have watched him be rejected from pillar to post in his employment, I have seen him with the young lady who a year ago became his wife, and it’s embarrassing they appear so in love).

He left the general round of trying to find a natural home for his undoubted talents when he joined our department, in the front office of all places, but soon moved into the room where we keep the creatures from the dark side. The Bitch from Hell, the lady from Planet Zanussi and the only 24 hour wind machine.

He has been suffering for the past few weeks, going downhill, forgetting things. Wondering around the corridors talking to himself, pressing the wrong buttons on his computer. It has even been alleged by one person (who is not always honest and truthful) that he has been seen working; now I do not believe this. It would be the first time it has ever been seen. There are vauge non substantiated rumours, more like urban myths, that back in the last century he was seen working, but no live witnesses have ever been found.

As he was fond of saying one of his brain cells was equal to the rest of humanity’s intelligence combined.

Well Yesterday the 12th April 2006. His one and only brain cell died. Now he is as thick as the rest from the dark side.

Editorial written by a British citizen

This is an editorial written by a British citizen, published in a Nationa newspaper He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please!

IMMIGRANTS, NOT BRITS MUST ADAPT.
I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on the 7th of the 7th we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Brits.
However, the disgust about the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct! " crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.

I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to Britain, Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants.
(The Danes, Romans etc.) However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of the Brits being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity.

As Britain's we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.

We speak ENGLISH, not Indian, Urdu, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language= Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language! "Land of Hope & Glory" is our motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools.

If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.

If the 'Union Jack' flag offends you, or you don't like our QUEEN, then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from.

This is OUR COUNTRY, our land, and our lifestyle. Our Laws give every citizen the right to express his opinion and we will allow you every opportunity to do so! But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our flag, our lifestyle our government, or our way of life,

I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great BRITISH freedom, THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.

It is Time for Gt.Britain to Speak up